In reference to the derogatory term FOB (Fresh Off the Boat). FOBulous FOBulous Fresh Off the boat, FOBulous, Follower Of Buddha, FOBtastic got Fumbling Ofay Boys fiending for the Fruit of Our Basket forget about it they Finished, Obsolete, Bankrupt Fucking Old Bastards and they sons too Founded Oppressive Baccalaureates in Fucking Over Browns a Fetish Only for yellow Bedfellows Frequent Oriental Brothels because they believed that the Fugitives On Board knew ancient Chinese secrets to Fantastic Orgasm Benefits while us Funny Oriental Boys felt like Fucked Overlooked Bachelors Footbinding Outmoded Barbarians Burying Our Feelings as Frigid Oppositional Bookworms And some of us play that role Favoring the Ongoing Bandwagon and fiending for the flavor of the Fever for the Offcolor Bamboo Followers of the Bootstrap Fold Origami Bridges across the Bering Friends of the Bourgeois who like to Fuck Opaque Bigots Feigning One-dimensional Boyfriends Fools Overestimate Benevolence or is it they just want to Falsify Our Blood to Finagle an Obsequious Bestseller? Plans of Fools Often Backfire cuz Fools Often Oscillate and Fascists Often Bungle Fate Often Boomerangs and our Farce an Opportunity to Buck the Fatcats' Onerous Blubber My people let's Fight the Osmosis of Boundaries Find Outspoken Bombshells My people we are a nation of Fat Overweight B-boys and B-girls, Failed Olympic boxers and Fresh Overlooked Bindlestiffs carrying armloads of Fragrant Orchid Bouquets gay or straight Femme Or Butch our Families Often Barbeque and we sip Fizzy Orange Beverages while screaming Finally! Our Bulgogi! We Formulate our Overdue Brisance and Forecast Our Brotherhood and Sisterhood and Broadcast on Our Feet, on FOB Operated Bicycles and Filipinos on Buses Get the word out Forsaking Our Blessings has been greatly exaggerated My people Never Forget Our Beauty. 11/22/02

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